xbuddleja:

strangestwords:

peoplewitheyes:

tsunofabitch:

deduced-and-vindicated:

A message from the birthday boy.

“FOSTER A CAT FROM YOUR LOCAL SHELTER”

i like how he just talks about sex

and then cats.

ok.

robert must have lost a bet with the devil. now every mention of sex must be followed with themention of kittens

sex and then kittens.

Robert Downey Jr is literally tumblr

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aymiah:

barackobama:

RealNichelle:

Taken 2/29/12 in the Oval Office - Live Long & Prosper!

Someone emailed this to us with the subject line: “Tumblr worthy?” Yes. We would say so.

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chandnisky:

merverb:

this is so sweet

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mollyhoopered:

notsoplainbutinsanejane:

rectumofglory:

#main reason i am excited for the avengers: watching tony stark sass everyone and everything #and thor will just be like THIS ONE IS A MIGHTY JESTER#YOU REMIND ME OF MY BROTHER LOKI #and then loki will jump down from the rafters or something all HAY GUYS WATS GOIN ON

AND THE GREATEST BATTLE YET:

STEVE VS. TECHNOLOGY 

#and then steve will be all but tony this isn’t an apple this is a computer and tony will be all you will learn soon enough and thor will be all I’VE MET ASGARDIAN CHILDREN STRONGER THAN YOU ALL and hawkeye will be all thor don’t scream use your inside voice and the hulk will be coloring

#THE HULK WILL BE COLORING #’Bruce you’re coloring outside the lines’ #’Natasha it’s an artistic statement’ #’you’re a doctor #not an artist’ #’Natasha…’ #’it looks DUMB’ #’RAAAWWWRAAWWWRAAAAWRARAR’ #and then Bruce accidentally destroys the base #and Steve doesn’t have to worry about technology anymore because it’s all fried

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laughingisbetter:

14kgoldnyc:

nefariousnewt:

abaldwin360:

There.

Religious pseudo-scientific claptrap is no match for logic and reason.

Oh, I like this one.

Broccoli makes everything better.

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neverlefthoenn:

arguablyinteresting:

sassy black dusclops oh my god

“Girl don’t be tryna use no normal-type move on me, honey.”

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